Your mother won’t stop telling you to “put that bloody phone down”. But have you earned the right to call yourself a real addict? Take the “Are you addicted to Tech? QUIZ” and find out.
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Question 1
Do you have a name for your cellphone other than “my cellphone”?
A
No
B
Yes
Question 2
When you go to the toilet for a poo, what do you take in there with you?
A
My laptop, I do some work.
B
My cellphone, I play Angry Birds.
C
My Xbox remote control. I have rigged a network of mirrors from my bathroom through the house to the TV so I am able to play a game of FIFA 12 while I download…my…um…software.
D
Nothing, there’s already a stack of magazines in there.

Question 3
You’re driving home from a party late one Saturday night when you are suddenly hi-jacked. The attacker agrees to let you keep one item from inside the car. You choose:
A
Your tog bag full of gym clothes and running shoes
B
Your girlfriend/boyfriend
C
Your cellphone
Question 4
“Texting and driving” rules are:
A
A good idea because it’s dangerous to do both while driving
B
A pain in the ass
C
A punishment from God because he hates you and he wants you to be miserable
Question 5
You have a big business meeting in the main boardroom. You make sure not to forget:
A
Your gun because if Darren from marketing tries to steal one more of your ideas and not give you credit, you’re wasting that fool.
B
Your pen and paper. Because you’re old school like that
C
Your 16GB Apple iPad. Because you’re new school like that
Question 6
NFC stands for:
A
Efficient Processing Language
B
No F*cking Chance
C
Near Field Communication
Question 7
The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is:
A
Have a smoke
B
Have a pee
C
Have a prayer that the first thing you read on Twitter this morning will be “Kim Kardashian dead. Reality TV is no more!”
Question 8
How many virtual social networks are you signed up to?
A
0
B
4 or more
C
1
Question 9
How many times a day do you use “#hastags” in everyday human interaction?

A
It’s all I use
B
0
C
1
Question 10
You move in to a new apartment complex, in a lovely new neighborhood. After a day you discover that there is no cellphone signal. What do you do?
A
You live with the tranquility
B
You rig a homemade Vodacom tower up to your roof and start charging your neighbors for the privilege of full signal.
C
You immediately move out
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