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IT’S BAAAAACK! The last word and decider of whether or not you’re “yoh! did you see that?” or “what a dick!” on our countries roads.

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1. Question 1 of 13

   1. Question

   Driving is:

   • A serious matter, not to be joked about.
   • A means of getting from point A to point B.
   • A race. Always!
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2. Question 2 of 13

   2. Question

   If you saw a Road rage incident on South African roads, you would immediately:

   • Join in.
   • Call the cops.
   • Drop the call you’re on, switch seamlessly to the camera app and hit record.
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3. Question 3 of 13

   3. Question

   Should you be allowed to text while driving?

   • Yes
   • No
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4. Question 4 of 13

   4. Question

   Should EVERYONE ELSE be allowed to text while driving?

   • Yes
   • No
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5. Question 5 of 13

   5. Question

   Who would make a better spokesperson for SANRAL than Vusi Mona?

   • Barney the dinosaur?
   • The giraffe whose face is imprinted on to the side of Garsfontein Road over the N1?
   • Wayne Duvenhage, the head of OUTA?
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6. Question 6 of 13

   6. Question

   South African roads need:

   • Better, more visible road signs.
   • A dedicated pothole repair team.
   • Russian dash cams.
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7. Question 7 of 13

   7. Question

   True or False: I can change my own tyre.

   • True
   • False
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8. Question 8 of 13

   8. Question

   While driving on SA roads, fellow drivers are:

   • Just trying to get to where they’re going.
   • In your way.
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9. Question 9 of 13

   9. Question

   Choose what you are most likely to see on South African road?

   • A blue light brigade.
   • A hijacking.
   • Some idiot who is supposed to be a professional animal handler transporting two giraffes, upright and awake, on the back of a shipping container.
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10. Question 10 of 13

    10. Question

    What is better than E-Tolls?

    • Absolutely everything that has, does or ever will exist from this day to the end of time.
    • Contracting Gonorrhea from a public toilet seat.
    • The Ebola outbreak in West Africa.
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11. Question 11 of 13

    11. Question

    Why did E-Tolls fail in Gauteng?

    • Because it was unpopular
    • Because it made no sense
    • Because the South African public is sick and tired of paying through our noses to support the lifestyles of a bunch of entitled, nepotised (I don’t care if it’s not a word), uneducated, illogical, rich people who couldn’t care less about the real people of South Africa and would rather spend OUR tax money on THEIR homes and families.
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12. Question 12 of 13

    12. Question

    Over the past few months the Department of Roads and Transport have been readying Louis Botha Avenue in Johannesburg for the implementation of the Rea Vaya system from Empire Road to Wynberg. This process of construction is”:

    • A professionally handled and seamless integration where drivers have not been inconvenienced at all and alternate routes have been organised, clearly marked and easy to find.
    • The event that will kick off World War III once the taxi drivers start losing customers.
    • A complete and unrivalled cock-up that has even the people behind E-Tolls scratching their head and wondering what the hell they are thinking.
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13. Question 13 of 13

    13. Question

    (PLEASE ONLY ANSWER THIS QUESTION IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A WORKING SENSE OF HUMOR)
    Bicycle lanes are going live in the Mother City. When they try this in Johannesburg, it will:

     

    • Take a little while but be accepted eventually.
    • Immediately make motorists more aware of bikers and appreciate what they go through in traffic each day.
    • Mean we won’t have to swerve to hit them anymore. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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